Considering the fact that I have a garden, I shouldn't be surprised, but I'm freaked out whenever I see some creepy-crawly inside the house.
Imagine this: It's 3:30, and I'm awakened by nature's call. I walk into the toilet, all yawning and sleepy, when all of a sudden, I see 'GODZILLA'!
And by GODZILLA, I mean this disgusting house lizard that has been haunting my toilet every night.
I know it won't harm me, but I can't help but gag and run out of the toilet, and force myself to sleep, I say 'force myself' here because I really want to pee. Like, seriously.
Recently, I've bought peacock feathers, and kept one in each room, because I read somewhere that lizards are scared of them.
And you know what I did? I forgot to put one in the bathroom. So, I guess I'd have to get used to sharing my toilet space with this disgusting reptilian.
The little ones are kind of cute, to be honest. But I'd be more than glad if someone just threw a brick at them. (Please don't call PETA)
Thanks to these lizards, I have to double check my raisins before eating them just to make sure.
Some women might think I'm funny, cause I can't stand a 3 inch long creature. I really don't care.
Lizards are disgusting. PERIOD.
Anyways, if you're one of those women who think I'm not cool because I'm scared of lizards, please stare at image below and keep saying this: "I READ NOTHING, ASIF IS A COOL GUY".
Imagine this: It's 3:30, and I'm awakened by nature's call. I walk into the toilet, all yawning and sleepy, when all of a sudden, I see 'GODZILLA'!
And by GODZILLA, I mean this disgusting house lizard that has been haunting my toilet every night.
I know it won't harm me, but I can't help but gag and run out of the toilet, and force myself to sleep, I say 'force myself' here because I really want to pee. Like, seriously.
Recently, I've bought peacock feathers, and kept one in each room, because I read somewhere that lizards are scared of them.
And you know what I did? I forgot to put one in the bathroom. So, I guess I'd have to get used to sharing my toilet space with this disgusting reptilian.
The little ones are kind of cute, to be honest. But I'd be more than glad if someone just threw a brick at them. (Please don't call PETA)
Thanks to these lizards, I have to double check my raisins before eating them just to make sure.
Some women might think I'm funny, cause I can't stand a 3 inch long creature. I really don't care.
Lizards are disgusting. PERIOD.
Anyways, if you're one of those women who think I'm not cool because I'm scared of lizards, please stare at image below and keep saying this: "I READ NOTHING, ASIF IS A COOL GUY".
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